Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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