dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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