you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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