apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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