i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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