We're facebook friends in real life
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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