just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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