spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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