she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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