Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
