I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?