ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.