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i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate

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(630) i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate http://tfl.nu/ziyg

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Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.

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(202): Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help. http://tfl.nu/hn4q

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are you wasted or are you getting laid?

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wow

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(641): are you wasted or are you getting laid? (515): ebdebdebdebd (641): wow http://tfl.nu/m3dh

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If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore

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(706): If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore http://tfl.nu/b6gx

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(541): View more from Oregon

I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style

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Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario

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(541): I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style (1-541): Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario http://tfl.nu/q9jy

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(607): View more from New York

I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.

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(607): I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome. http://tfl.nu/vi3x

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(502): View more from Kentucky

She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.

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(502): She never called back. Financed a fleshlight. http://tfl.nu/uvos

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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice

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(920): its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice http://tfl.nu/sbu6

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.

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(609): Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there. http://tfl.nu/x13b

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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?

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(847): Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off? http://tfl.nu/erc6

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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed

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(618): She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed http://tfl.nu/19hm

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I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.

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(219): I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell. http://tfl.nu/9drc

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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group

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(708): you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group http://tfl.nu/bihz

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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.

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(469): I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years. http://tfl.nu/9l4v

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?

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question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.

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(610): why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from? (484): question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA. http://tfl.nu/jqh5

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