Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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