Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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