I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
sarcasm needs its own font
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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