im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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