i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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