i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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