"it" just moved
It's Friday. Sex?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
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Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
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Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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