About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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