This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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