I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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