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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  he wasnt completely random

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  you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont

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  i get things done.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.

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• (562): View more from California

  I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis

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• (631): View more from New York

  I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"

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  I'll start the recruiting

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.

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• (956): View more from Texas

  Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.

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