i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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