So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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