I'm gonna have a badass scar
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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