so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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