scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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