I've blown a few things in my day
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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