I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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