I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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