The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
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You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
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Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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