So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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