I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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