Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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