I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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