My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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