Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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