so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
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A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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