i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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