I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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