i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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