He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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