I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
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Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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