The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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