he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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