So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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