I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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