It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
