So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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