he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
pop tarts are not kleenex
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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Don't tell me you're on acid again
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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