morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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