I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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