i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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