Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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