i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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