it wasn't lemon gatorade
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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